The Santa Clause 4: The Relegation Release Clause
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The Simpsons house cutaway
im going to go make this on the sims right now
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People seem to be posting wishlists and getting things bought for them by their followers.
I’ll just take the cash, please. I’ll tell you my address if you want to contribute and donate.
Bristol Museum. Bristol Bridge c 1717. #map #engraving
LRB · Pooja Bhatia · What’s next, locusts?: What Happened to Haiti
In January 2010, Jonathan Katz was working in Haiti for the Associated Press, the only American news organisation with a permanent bureau there. Other foreign journalists lived there, and a few more flew in for elections and catastrophes, but for the most part Haiti coverage had become a . . .
This is interesting too. I’ll need to be checking out the LRB more often. The dangers of aid etc. etc.
LRB · Thomas Jones · How can we live with it?: How to Survive Climate Change
On a damp, chill, blustery August afternoon in Whitby a few years ago I overheard a disgruntled holidaymaker declaiming – to his family, to anyone who would listen, to the wind – that ‘global warming is a load of codswallop.’ One of his children, a boy of around ten, was valiantly . . .
This is a really, really good piece on climate change. Covers all the key areas. Well, well worth reading. Take a quick peek.
What better than lesbian queens to SMASH the patriarchy?
lewisaur said: Hell-bent Geddit lyk they r benders
I think we have a winner.
HELLBENT by Lord Tebbit
(Flames flicker around the gothic script of the title, some sort of invented homosexual illuminati symbol in the centre, with a burning rainbow flag and Union Jack flanking it..)
I reckon Tebbit is just building up to a series of novels in the style of Dan Brown.
Homosexuality, political intrigue, the royal family, paternity, contested succession.
But we need a snappy title..
The determination of David Cameron to press ahead with legalising gay marriage opens up the possibility of a lesbian queen giving birth to a future monarch by artificial insemination, Lord Tebbit has warned.
“When we have a queen who is a lesbian and she marries another lady and then decides she would like to have a child and someone donates sperm and she gives birth to a child, is that child heir to the throne?”
Tebbit joked that the change could allow parents to marry their children as a way of avoiding inheritance tax. “It’s like one of my colleagues said: we’ve got to make these same sex marriages available to all. It would lift my worries about inheritance tax because maybe I’d be allowed to marry my son. Why not? Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other?”
Norman Tebbit there, clearly just saying what we were all thinking and bringing up legitimate concerns over the marriage (same sex couples) bill.
Oh, wait, no, he’s talking about marrying his son for tax purposes and an artificially seminated lesbian overlords ruling the country..
He should write a dystopian novel.
